Can we call them what they are?
Dementia tests.
He’s bragging about taking three dementia tests so far this year.
Not only bragging about taking them, but he’s saying they’re hard. They shouldn’t be…
“I took an IQ test. Luckily it came back negative.”
He’s literally so stupid and/or demented that he doesn’t realize the fact he has to explain what these tests are to everyone means they aren’t normal.
Despite being soundly mocked by his opponents for it.
Its just textbook narcissism. He fr can not comprehend a reality where he is not the best
I’m mildly surprised he can remember the number
3 toddler cognitive tests
2 impeachments
34 felony convictions
1 adjudicated rape
1 fraudulent charity shut down
1 fraudulent university shut down
1000s of mentions in the Epstein files
2 failed presidencies
(fill in the blank) Constitutional violations
my dude, they aren’t toddler cognitive tests.
they’re assessments. they give them to people with dementia or progressive neurological decay to assess how far and how fast they are going. there is no “acing” them, because part of the assessment is how you take the test, not just the answers. don’t tell that dipshit tho
other than that, carry on.
“The number of constitutional violations is left as homework for the reader”
Don’t forget, the only man to go broke with casinos. Two of them.
He opened another failing casino right by his first failing casino, so they could both make half as much.
He charged his own casinos 90K for an “appearance fee” to walk through the floor and glad hand the guests.
He was actually too greedy to stop milking his own casinos. Let that sink in
His casinos were Russian money laundering operations. They were supposed to lose money.
Plus THREE bankrupt casinos
Felony convictions:
Obama - 0
Biden - 0
Trump - 34
My man!
Gold
Made your own meme, and still managed to misspell ‘felony’ DESPITE it literally being provided for you.
Mate, I made this on a phone while taking a shit.
and Trump deserved no more than that.
No way this is real.
Narrator “It was indeed real.”
Hey, Don, why are they regularly testing you for dementia? They didn’t need to test those other guys.
Trump is senile, a fascist culmination of everything the US has been doing for decades, and a horrible human being. But:
We didn’t need to test Obama for dementia
carries a very different meaning from
We didn’t need to test Biden for dementia
Maybe it’s been memory holed a bit, but after the infamous debate, it became public knowledge that for the two years prior to that, Biden was pretty much non compos mentis.
Again, Trump is senile, demented, pathetic, and so on.
His derangedness is actually super funny if human rights and global economy wasn’t at stake. We need more world leaders rambling how hot Sydney Sweeney is
“not to brag or anything, but I manage to stay at least 500 ft away from all schools, parks, and playgrounds. Much further away than most people, they tell me, Donald you stay further away from schools and playgrounds and parks than any other president. Much further away than sleepy Joe and Obama”
And remember that one of Trump’s staffers created this graphic and thought it was a good idea that the President post it…
…or was so desperate to please his Lord and Savior that he offered this graphic despite having the sense to know it did not make the President look good, even to his base.
Now that I think about it, this could be a Mother Night moment.
Perhaps they helped out of malice:
‘Oh, you want me to help make you look like a fucking idiot? Sure!’
Wouldn’t hold my breath; not a lot of descent people around him…
They have to lie to him to get him to take them. They have to back up their lie. I’m guessing it involves a lot of ego booting stuff. I bet everything they say to him is phrased that way.
You think the white hous pays a stafferfor graphic design? They’ll just spin up a clanker and get it to generate whatever they want to post
Actually, yes, the President has a team of artists(?) whose job is to generate slop to please him, that he can post. And as we’ve seen the results they’re not good at it…
… at least not compared to slop artists on the field who try to perfect LORAs and stress test their own prompting skills.
Oh, grandpa …
That’s not the flex you think it is.
Put down the phone and tell us the story about how windmills killed your great-grandmother. Yup. Uh-huh. Cancer. Right.
Frantically presses the call button for a nurse
The Unabomber was in my frat- Trump
He’s aced 3
…out of how many?
That’s at least 3 times a Dr has questioned his cognitive ability. Why does he think that’s a flex? Lol
LMAO. Ouch. Way to bare your insecurity, hard.
Aced Cognitive Tests
And ^can’t get there from here. Heh. Reminds of when he boasted of having the greatest humility.
“I’m a million times as humble as thou art, fool.” -Weird Al, Amish Paradise
He might be ready for first grade after all.
Trump is such a stupid plonker.
Let he also awared with a certificate of non donkey brains, cast the first stone.
Are you sane?
YES!
Are you sure?
YES!
Super sure?
YES!
Sigh ok you’re free to go.
“I HAVE BEEN DECLARED TRIPLE SANE.”
