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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

(Finish the line) It's all fun and games, until...

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(Finish the line) It's all fun and games, until...

TehBamski@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    …Trump actually gets elected for a second term.

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      The debated would’ve been hillarious in the other timeline. In this timeline, this is just so idiotic and depressing, absolutely unreal how it even happens. If this were in the plot of a movie/tv, I would just turn it off since its so unrealistic.

      I’m wondering if everything I see is just a simulation.

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    the red light comes on for the first time

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      The dub is just terrible. If you only wstched the dub, you’re missing out on so much of the emotions embedded in the voice/dialogue.

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    … the hot sauce gets mixed with the lube.

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    …someone starts filming it. Then it’s evidence.

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      I feel bad for kids these days.

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        Yep I’m a 90s kid. So many memories so little evidence

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    someone monetizes it.

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    …the game ends and we all head home because we have to get up early for work tomorrow.

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    Someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious.

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    … the game crashes and corrupts your save

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    Someone loses an eye. Is how I usually say it.

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    You fall into the Thames.

    You forget everyone’s names.

    Zombies start eating brains.

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      Do you pronounce Thames like names and brains, or names and brains like Thames?

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        Funny enough I had a landlord named Thames. Called him Tim.

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        I’m from Connecticut, so yes.

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          This says it’s the US pronunciation of Thames: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKDzKYcKTO4

          Do you pronounce names and brains that way, or do you pronounce Thames differently in Connecticut than the rest of the US?

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            CT has a Thames river. I’m not sure any other states do.

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    it’s not.

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    …the turntables.

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      Hate when that happens! Really ruins the mood.

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