Life has been so hard lately, I’m going to school which means I’m working less hours and barely scraping by. I have all these art skills and backgrounds in animation and design, a plethora of computer knowledge and I’m pretty crafty. But I cant for the life of me seem to figure out what I should sell. I’ve tried Etsy, with a few paintings, some 3d prints I’ve designed, even a coloring book I made, but alas, I’ve got a total of 2 views and no sales.
Maybe I just don’t know what people want, what would you guys buy online?
Porn. Do porn. The furry stuff sells especially well.
For those of you who don’t want to do porn, learn to draw instead. Practice until you get really good at it, and THEN do furry porn.
(I read this as ‘funny’ but I’m leaving it up lol)
“oh, hello pizza man”
‘accidentally’ drops the pizza straight on her tits
“oh no, I am so hungry, and who is going to clean this up?”
“today’s sponsor, Dyson! With the Dyson washG1 you simply succ your problems away! Slutty Actress, can you get on the ground and demonstrate by laying on your back on the floor? Top off, of course.”
“sure thing Sexy Hunk”
“that’s my gal. Now we just lift and flips the switch-”
“screams my tits fuck OWOWOW”
canned laughter
“with Dyson, you never lose suction. And because of the noise generated by the vacuum, screams of pain and distress just get mixed into the high-pitched, ear-piercing whine. And look at how pristine those succulent titties are now?”
screams
[etc etc etc]
I keep seeing this advice but nobody tells me where to find these furries hahaha. Where do they gather? is there like… a specific platform?
DeviantArt
Thanks I’m seriously considering it, work is work.
Np. It’s been the place to commission your weird kink for the last 25 years.
This is so odd to me cause when I was young (2005-2010), I’d use DA all the time and never ran into any kinky/furry/porn stuff. I just enjoyed cool art mostly. I guess maybe some fanfic, but nothing hardcore.
I’m not shaming anyone at all for it, it’s just weird to me that I somehow managed to avoid it all.
I wouldn’t have imagined. Never used it and thought it wasn’t really popular anymore. I thought Tumblr would be an option instead…
My advice, pick a fetish and focus on it. Put a few pieces out so people watching those fetish tags get familiar with you then start dropping the “comssions open” in the description.
Good advice! I’ll make somw test pieces and see how it goes
Reddit, deviant art, Twitter. They’re also on mastadon bluesky and lemmy but those platforms aren’t as large so the number of potential customers is smaller
Inkbunny.net and furaffinity.net are good places to start
Thanks, this is the kind of stuff I was not so keen on researching, but now that I have feels less weird :p