There’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again:
@umbrella@lemmy.ml – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
@diemartin@sh.itjust.works - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today - Never got stuck in a time loop.
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
@Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
@_Bit@lemmy.world - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans.
@tja@sh.itjust.works - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
@jimmux@programming.dev - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
@interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
@petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
@magnetosphere@fedia.io - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
@SassyRamen@lemmy.world - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
@sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
@AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
@icelimit@lemmy.ml – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
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There’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again:
@umbrella@lemmy.ml – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
@diemartin@sh.itjust.works - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today - Never got stuck in a time loop.
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
@Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
@_Bit@lemmy.world - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans.
@tja@sh.itjust.works - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
@jimmux@programming.dev - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
@interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
@petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
@magnetosphere@fedia.io - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
@SassyRamen@lemmy.world - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
@sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
@AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
@icelimit@lemmy.ml – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
I believe the kids say “absolute win” I’m quite old you see
But what if the kids who use jetpacks without helmets go on to cause more net harm? You know they would.
So technically, wishing to cancel all wishes that cause any harm can cause more harm, and thus the wish cancels itself.
every wish is a monkeys paw, best to just avoid them
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W socialism
nooo give him back!!
I still get a gorillion years of experience, even with everything undone.