Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMy first colonoscopylemmy.4d2.orgimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down161
arrow-up1201arrow-down1imageMy first colonoscopylemmy.4d2.orgEdward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squaremoseschrute@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoHis butt is pointing the wrong way
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 days agoNo no. What’s wrong is his position. You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up. Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart. Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in. And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor??? Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!
minus-squarejacksilver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoActually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.
minus-squareMr Fish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoWait, you don’t break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoHe’s obviously very excited already.
His feet are pointing the wrong way.
He’s nervous.
I’m guessing it’s AI slop.
His butt is pointing the wrong way
No no. What’s wrong is his position.
You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.
Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.
Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.
And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???
Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!
Actually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.
Wait, you don’t break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?
He’s obviously very excited already.