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minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·1 month ago“Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!” “What was his problem?”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago“If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?” “A gay bar.” “I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?” “I am serious; a gay bar.” cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire “Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.” 2 seconds later “Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”
“Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”
“What was his problem?”
“If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?”
“A gay bar.”
“I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?”
“I am serious; a gay bar.”
cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire
“Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.”
2 seconds later
“Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”