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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·14 days agoAs someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.
minus-squarefloo@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·14 days agoIt’s really disgusting when it’s cold.
minus-squareJimmycakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·edit-214 days agoWell yeah you are supposed to eat it when it’s just right. Didn’t you read the story?
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 days agoI always assumed it was close to scalding, like to the point where an adult (or a bear) would be able to blow on it a few times and eat it, but Goldilocks being a dumb child was just burning her tongue.
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoThanks, I know this story by name but I’ve never actually heard the story. Now that I’ve read it, it seems very poorly written overall but I guess it’s just a children’s story and it doesn’t really matter.
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down4·14 days agoLittle Red Ridinghood.
minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-214 days agoNo they were red and no locks which is why she was able to burglar the Bears
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·14 days agoSpoiling the fun. You’re meant to say another story that it’s not.
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoThen why did you say the right story?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoOatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.
minus-squareanachrohack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·13 days agoI’m in the South so when I was a kid a imagined the bears eating grits. It wasn’t until I was older than I learned that porridge isn’t grits
As someone who likes his porridge hot this story never made sense to me.
It’s really disgusting when it’s cold.
Well yeah you are supposed to eat it when it’s just right. Didn’t you read the story?
I always assumed it was close to scalding, like to the point where an adult (or a bear) would be able to blow on it a few times and eat it, but Goldilocks being a dumb child was just burning her tongue.
what story is this about?
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Thanks, I know this story by name but I’ve never actually heard the story.
Now that I’ve read it, it seems very poorly written overall but I guess it’s just a children’s story and it doesn’t really matter.
Little Red Ridinghood.
Goldilocks no?
No they were red and no locks which is why she was able to burglar the Bears
Spoiling the fun. You’re meant to say another story that it’s not.
Then why did you say the right story?
What is porridge?
Oatmeal, though I’d argue it’s specifically steel-cut oatmeal.
I’m in the South so when I was a kid a imagined the bears eating grits. It wasn’t until I was older than I learned that porridge isn’t grits