Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoQuestion to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?message-squaremessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down114
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareQuestion to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square105fedilink
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·1 month agoOr uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoIn the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoMicrosplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoThe simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoBut that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoSit down and wipe.
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThen stand back up, and pee!
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoNo one talked about standing vs sitting
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSitting down and wiping means no splatters.
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Sit down and wipe.
Then stand back up, and pee!
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.