And let me tell ya, it’s a really hard test! You actually have to do one leg first, you can’t do that! And then comes the other -i have great legs, you know, the best legs, everybody knows I have the best legs, so strong, so strong, and then it has to go down on to the floor and then you need to bend over, shift your weight, and I am of a great weighti remember seeing this really fatso that couldn’t shift his weight, a disgrace for his country, everybody told me so, but he’s a great guy though, you would never believe the disgrace! And then you have to slowly move up but the knees, you know, we have great doctors nthat can just replace those things, can you believe it? We have the best medical doctors here. And the weather outside is so nice on this beautiful day but they really need to get rid of those nasty brown criminals.
I want to see Trump passing this presidential fitness test first…
He stepped out of bed? Passed!
And let me tell ya, it’s a really hard test! You actually have to do one leg first, you can’t do that! And then comes the other -i have great legs, you know, the best legs, everybody knows I have the best legs, so strong, so strong, and then it has to go down on to the floor and then you need to bend over, shift your weight, and I am of a great weighti remember seeing this really fatso that couldn’t shift his weight, a disgrace for his country, everybody told me so, but he’s a great guy though, you would never believe the disgrace! And then you have to slowly move up but the knees, you know, we have great doctors nthat can just replace those things, can you believe it? We have the best medical doctors here. And the weather outside is so nice on this beautiful day but they really need to get rid of those nasty brown criminals.
Fuck, it hurt my brain writing that down