You must log in or register to comment.
I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.
Bro what, actually same here, are we encountering some kind of conspiracy?
I’m more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.
It’s hard not to count two visible objects.
Well, that’s fair.
Reminds me of those carnival games where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar
An corn?
An ear of corn of course
More like an acorn
In the winter? In this economy?
localized entirely to this instance?

Old version:

I guess we are.
I guess we are.

“Time to wake up and go to work at the shit factory, Harry!”
And here I was thinking that was just a euphemism for reality.






