gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前I just came in your cereal. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down116
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareI just came in your cereal. AMAgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square28fedilink
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·3 个月前I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·3 个月前Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前No tricks here! I was very up front about it.
I don’t eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.
Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.
No tricks here! I was very up front about it.