Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down144
arrow-up1199arrow-down1imageNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·4 months agoI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·4 months agoReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don’t think there’s anyone else here
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI’m bi, do I straddle them both?
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 months agoHaven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 months agoI blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoMaybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down12·4 months agoYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·4 months agoPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down7·4 months agoEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
minus-squarefaintwhenfree@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·4 months ago Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.
minus-squareSeptugenarianSenate@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 months ago“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoOf course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoI’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoI’m not your bud, amigo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoI’m not your amigo, friend.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 months agoI’m not your friend, chum.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoI didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·4 months agoThere’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.