No one can compete with the king of parodying Weird Al

Goldfinger version of 99 red balloons absolutely nails it in my opinion

Especially when you have giant hands like me. Small phones are just plain, uncomfortable to use. I like me a wide device I can actually grip and not wrap my entire hand around the thing while I’m using it.

I’m a guy, I find Tomboyish woman hot as fuck!

Though to talk about the views of the other gender:

Literal womanizer, that is all that needs to be said.

Also this guy, who frequently cross dresses and is constantly mentioned as having “otherworldly beauty”

Need another example?

Russian noises