toiletobserver

I seriously doubt this meets the scientific standard for taxonomy definitions.

We should all have a digital self detonation button in case of overreaching small dicked incel fascists.

Cloverfield movies. The same universe told from different perspectives.

So, many, puns…

Do you want new messenger services? Because this is how you get new messenger services.

And the enshitification cycle continues…

It’s a good thing that plants don’t need the sun or this would be a stupid idea.

Floats like a butterfly, stings like when i pee

40 feet away, it struck a manhole cover in the center of a cul-de-sac. Saw it from inside my house, it felt like an earthquake, sounded deafening, and may have peed a little.

My large corporate employer spawned many support businesses, including the local medical clinic chain. Unfortunately, the clinic chain was bought by Optum, so they’ve been doing their utmost to make it worse. On the whole, they have a robust set of providers from many specialties.

One specialist i see is one of many I’ve had over time. The trick is to fire anyone who isn’t doing their job and move on to the next one. Eventually you’ll find one to stick with. I’d say I’ve had two good ones over 30 years for this specialty.

sigh, unzips

I get most of my news from Seth Meyers. I operate on the Robinhood men in tights theory of receiving bad news in a funny way so it’s easier to take.

Football kicker

Ah yes, the one valid argument

The closest my friend’s mom ever got was yelling at him as we went out for the evening, “don’t be stupid Jeffrey! Use a condom!”

Same same

Surprise, mother fucker

I reported this as not technology related. Please do the same.