stinerman

I was pretty hardcore straight edge in college. Now I drink more days than I don’t.

OBO

You’re statistically lucky. That’s about it.

Also I exist as a testament to the fact that pulling out doesn’t work very well.

It’s the only answer. Worst case she ignores you. Best case, you save her life.

Just don’t think you need to do more than that. You can’t help people who don’t want help.

They’re losing because they’re going to get tired of all the winning. Which is why the Republicans losing is actually winning. They’re no longer tired of winning. So they can win again.

God would be interesting.

Read the title and thought an “esim” was some sort of device (in Europe) that parents used to beat their children with.

Futurama. I think it’s the best 30 minute show of all time but it’s time for it to go. It’s OK. Good things are allowed to end.

Florida. My brother lives there though. However he moving back to the Midwest so maybe I don’t have to go anymore.

NULL. Because I’ve been to 2 countries (US and Canada). I live in the US and I enjoyed Canada.

Stars

That’s called Poe’s Law.

My honest opinion is that the price makes it seem like this meant to be ironic, but also just serious enough to take the money of people with retrograde views.

They pay developers to put bugs in and then they pay them to take bugs out.

No, there was a metal piece that a filter went onto (the grate). Usually the oil got filtered and put back into the fryer and topped off with some more shortening. If it was too dark, it all went into the caddy and pumped into a storage unit. What happened to it after then I don’t recall.

I almost never eat breakfast. Maybe a few times per year. I usually don’t get up early enough.

Not trying to brag here, but I’ve never been fired. I did come close though.

At Burger King, I had a habit of forgetting to take the grate out of the oil filtration system when I cleaned out the fryers. This lead to me throwing it away on two occasions. The third time I did it they were going to fire me. Luckily one of my co-workers jumped into the trash and dug around until she found it.

Also, the co-worker was my girlfriend of about a few months at the time. We are married now.

My friend, all gods are fictitious.

I said to my wife that I thought it was more likely that we could change the speed of light than exceed it.

I don’t use back left pocket for anything and my pants show it.

In order…

• back right
• front right
• front left

If I’m wearing a coat, keys might go in the right coat pocket.