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Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(

*farts in your general direction

Welcome!

Your mother is a hamster.

Have a nice day!

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that’s the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.

No one makes short term profit off of solving world hunger, so it doesn’t get solved. 🙈