Makes sense

I’m Mr beast?

That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”

I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

Not very, but his name was “Ulysses S. Grant” wasn’t it ^{may I come in?}

I don’t think loosening regulations in one place will help in other places.

Pilots were asked about the problem and one said “I sen guards to the exits to help with the evacuation.”

“Do you feel capable of opening the exit in case of an emergency?”
– Yes.
“Do you feel capable of throwing the old woman behind you of of the window in case of an emergency?”
– What?
“Do you know how to punch someone unconscious if they fall to hysteria in case of an emergency?”
– I would like to leave the plane now.

Why […] AI […]?

• Money

These standing seats have been coming next year for the past decade, but they always failed safety tests. Planes need to be evacuated within a certain time frame, which does not work when the plane is too densely packed.

me: coast?
vampire: Mhm -_- How would you pronouce the first three letters of “yesterday” ^{may i come in?}

Take your protein pills and type new email in.

We are number 1

To me better than “current year anyone?”

It’s like those video where the narrator simply exactly explains what happens on screen as you see it.

The duck dynasty

I mean he did show emotions before. Did you see the interview where he cries?

That picture is horrifying

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