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  • lattrommi@lemmy.mltoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•What is recommended way to watch the Star Wars series?English
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    3 days ago

    First watch these:

    • Star Wars Holiday Special
    • The Ewok Adventure
    • Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

    When you have finished those, you should be filled with hate and suffering. You will welcome the dark side. Now you are ready.

    Start watching

    • The Phantom Menace.

    Stop watching before the pod race ends.

    Play the videogame

    • Star Wars: Pod Racer.

    Crash the first pod race, killing little Anakin.

    Congratulations!

    You’ve stopped the evil Sith lords from rising to power. You’ve saved the Ewoks. You’ve saved Jarjar. Balance in the universe remains balanced. You truly are one with the force. You are ready for the light side.

    Watch

    • Clone Wars

    The animated series that aired on Cartoon Network. Not “The Clone Wars”!!! That’s different. Don’t watch that one. It sucks. You want the one made by Genddy Tartakovski, known for his masterpieces, Samurai Jack and Dexter’s Laboratory and his pivotal work in the series The Powerpuff Girls.

    You wont need to watch anything else.

    You wont want to watch anything else.

    Ever.