jia_tan

Corn me up, snake

A shitty post instead of a shitpost

fr just kill me already

Unix surrealism leaking

YUP

Holy hell more than a 1000 updoots

Well, I identify as an AIM-120 D AMRAAM radar guided air-to-air missile that knows where it isn’t and about to go pitbull on your signature. Prepare to die.

“I identify as an attack helicopter” mfs be like:

mommy

mmmmmm S L O P

Holy hel that jd vances couch isn’t it

jsch

You should use a rolling release distro and always update to the bleeding edge.

You will not regret using a rolling release distro and always updating to the bleeding edge.

It is not easier for me to sneak backdoors into your system when you are using a rolling release distro and are always updating to the bleeding edge.

🙂

Then I start disobeying Simon, which means that I don’t have to do anything that the person says, whether as Simon or not.

You’re welcome, @VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 💖

Lmao your username is awesome

Seems like the product they’re advertising was invented and made entirely by ai too bruh