Fun fact: a snozzberry is a dick. Brings a whole new meaning to ‘the snozzberries taste like snozzberries’
Here’s a link explaining, from back when cracked.com was good:
https://test-pools-06.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie
Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?
Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.
I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man
See you space cowboy
Natsu from Fairy Tail
That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.
Very jealous
Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.
A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon
For a probably more sane view, my wife said she would probably call the authorities.
I would use the victim’s laptop to figure out where I was, and their phone to call my wife to have her begin driving in my direction with the intention of meeting her on the way. Then using bleach based cleaning supplies or worst case a wet rag, wipe down any surfaces I might have touched, including the knife. Then use the victim’s car to the nearest interstate observing all traffic laws to meet my wife along the agreed upon route. I remove any cash in the house and gas cans if available.
Tried “two bananas doesn’t make a balloon meaning origin” and got a fairly plausible explanation for that old saying that I’m sure everyone is familiar with
This one’s most appropriate for today’s times. My most listened song for 3 years running
Led Zeppelin II in its entirety