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Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!

straps coconuts on his feet

What about now?

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔

I mean… If that’s what you want. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bend over.

Use thunderbolts and lighting,

I hear they’re very frightening!

Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during “Ow! My Balls!”

Smokin’ latinas and bangin’ Newports, just as God intended.

“Dog, pussy is great.”

ProFile Pic

Nothing I do ever satisfies you! What do I have to do to make you proud, dad?! 😩

See Through Pea Soup

You’re telling me those are two different muppets? They look the same to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fine…

With fletching and everything.

Cigarette store owners genuinely surprised that you’re still alive every time you come in.

Take that, 5th graders. I’m smarter than y’all!

All error messages should automatically jump around the screen like when you win at Solitaire.

2 months later

“How you bean?”

I like how the only thing disqualifying him from being in heat is that he is dead.

There is also a spooky skeleton in there 😱