Monster kill!

https://youtu.be/v4I6mMilmio

Need that Dyson Sphere already

Man 90s GM right there. Takes me back so hard

A recovering water system. I can finally have a real golden shower! /s

Not quite but a possibility answer.

Lot of software gets embedded tracking software where it does a few things to see if it’s tampered with and reports back along with a lot of details. It’s kind of sweet how you can dig in and see where exactly where that computer lives and how it can triangulate exactly where it is even over a VPN.

I happened to work with this software at one point…… lot of companies actually don’t unless there is a business using the software or it’s super expensive think 10k+ per seat or you see a hot spot. Not worth the effort.

Other side of the coin I was a Desktop Eng many moons ago. We would do reporting on all of the systems in SCCM and what’s installed on them and compare to a know good list of applications every so often to minimize legal risk to the business.

No pepperoni?

As long as I can still see some titties on the Huzzah I am okay with whatever

Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio

I am a full convert to UseNet at this point! Let the Lamer’s do the torrenting

A folding shovel is a must have in a car! I have dug my car out of so much snow and mud! Also good for burring your poo or a dead hooker.

Wait what?

More like a dumber version of Her

Hello OHSAA! I would like to report a job site……

Saving this jpg! It made me chuckle way more then it should have

My pussy does like a good salami from time to time…….

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth…

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/comment/c0er6q4/

Armatures!

Project. New Project.new.new

I mean it would take a dns hijacking to do that and if some has control of your network work like that then you have bigger problems then using FTP

So working on ad machines before a lot of them connect to an external ftp site to pull down the latest version of the logo. Things like this you don’t care if it’s secure or not