Blinded by the light, revved up like a “douche” another runner in the night

Had no idea what they meant by that

Special little snowflakes, the lot of them

You think they made it public, in order to scare journalists? A two-fer act of cowardice, maybe? I can’t help but wonder

Not the onion? The fuck‽

Nope, you are very wrong

No, u

A significant portion of the working class doesn’t know shit about how their 401k works, they’re just told that’s how they’ll be able to retire