Crown of thorns…

People thought that Dalton would be taller too…

And the days go by

“Look where my hand was…”

I love how it doesn’t actually fit into the book.

I know this one! “Look who’s Talking”. When Bruce Willis was still in the belly, he looked down and said "Oh, look. Another thumb! How’m I gonna get that in my mouth? ". Ha!

But,no. This is disturbing. I like it. Not put it on my coffee table like it, but it’s well done.

Tell them what they’ve won, Bob…

It would be pointing out of your upper lip, though…it needs some kind of root to hold it in place. Better of with some horns, like an ibex or spring buck. Imo.

This person movies…

My gallon jug gets round $500, if it has a good amount of silver vs copper. Give or take $20-$30.

I’m going with $27.63

I’d say that’s plenty. Maybe, over kill. With all of that, you’ll probably out do some of the other guests.

If you don’t know them very well, I would stick with the flowers and chocolate. Keep the hundred bucks in your pocket. You could aways add it after, like if everyone is giving big gifts and you want to make an impression.

Kinda like “Fun with Dick and Jane”. Looses job, feels like robbery is the answer.

There’s one for plumbing, open ended, in case you are to long for this one.

Some are getting fucking tattoos!

Cute like Carpenter’s “The Thing”…

"I must isolate you, and save you from yourself " "Swinging to the rhythm on a new world order "

It doesn’t hit the same when an ad pops up first…

They had to know what they were doing, right?

Ha, rock on with your bad self.

You forgot the /s…