It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.

Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that’s gone, it’s now making money off of kids from AI slop.

I’m Jason Momoa 👀

Contradiction with religious folk is often boiled down to “if I don’t believe the contradiction exists then it must not exist!”

Source: whenever anyone brings up contradictions in the Bible

Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!

Oh yeah I’ve got smoke patch - couldn’t live without it 😁

Only thing I’m not huge on is that they lock the content so you can’t change team names and the strips they’ve put in.

I like to use pesmaster’s kit creator to make custom strips for teams. I’ve done classic or fantasy strips for most of my favourites.

I’m a bird person and I don’t approve 😭 please take him out of that oven.

This whole thing enrages me. I mean, you haven’t even plucked and seasoned him. 0/10 - would not eat.

We still do daily milk delivery. Sadly much less common now, but there are still milkmen around.

Also, our daily milk comes in glass bottles with aluminium(?) lids - much more environmentally friendly than a plastic carton!

Yeah, it’s the “Hide this game” option, unless it’s something I really don’t care to have in my library, then it’s the “remove this game from my library” option.

The first one I can think of for the latter was Konami’s eFootball. So shit I went straight back to playing old PES games instead.

He’s not your buddy, guy!

Ey, relax guy!

My fiancé has the patience of a saint. 8 years before the Stockholm Syndrome took me 😅

My favourite message to give on Rocket League:

IndiBrony: [TEAM] All yours…

Oh removed got removed!

Biblically accurate millipede

We’ve read enough sci-fi to know where this ends: corporate militia.

Let them cook, and before you know it we’ll have soldiers roaming the streets with little Facebook patches on their arms, or Shell badges on their helmets, or Amazon delivery drivers delivering same-day justice.

Only one of my cars was named, and not by me.

My friend called my Peugeot 406 the “Chariot of Dreams”

RIP, Chariot of Dreams (2012-2014) 🫡

We’re in the age where people don’t know who Harambe is 😭

I mean there are foods designed to genuinely taste bad, but - keeping to food that I guess is supposed to taste good - I know one of my worst experiences as a kid was with a particular boiled sweet.

I don’t know what flavour it was supposed to be, but it tasted like somebody had shoved fly spray in my mouth. It was vile.

There are plenty of options for blocking unwanted material from kids.

This is a leap towards removing any anonymity or privacy online so you can be punished for wrongthink - there is nothing here which helps protect children any better than what was already in place.

We should always be wary of laws being passed in the name of “protecting the children”, because often they are used to justify government overreach, censorship, and good old fashioned authoritarianism.

Parents should educate themselves on how to curate a healthy online experience for their child, and I dare say maybe don’t shove in iPad in their face from being a baby just to keep them quiet.

Sadly, we do call skinny chips “french fries” over here.

Also, the fry in your gif isn’t french 🍟