In intermediate, there was a guy who was always a massive dick to me, but we had a mutual friend and were in the same house so we interacted far more than I would have liked.

Turns out he fucking killed someone.

This is my favourite lyric in any song ever.

It’s from Death or Glory by The Clash, for those who don’t know.

Hannibal

I enjoyed Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs, but I just couldn’t get over how hamfisted the series was with the whole “It’s gory, but isn’t it bEaUtIfUl?!” thing. I don’t normally like using the word “pretentious” as criticism, but I can’t think of any other word to describe it.

As long as you’re happy, I guess.

I’ve had similar thoughts, too, but as I get older, being extremely fat just isn’t something I can continue doing. Having back pain and requiring a nap every day after work just ruined my quality of life too much, and I’m only in my early 30s.

This clearly isn’t true though, otherwise there wouldn’t be so much FOSS software.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_free_and_open-source_software_packages

Buy never software

Okay… I hate taxes too, but how else do you propose we pay for things like roads?

Either “I hate poor people but I love weed” or “I’m lying because my actual views would scare people off”.