bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoFilter feeder behaviorsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1874arrow-down12
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minus-squaressɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoCould we feed him a burger to see what happens?
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI feel like unless it’s a krill burger, he wouldn’t even be interested.
minus-squaressɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoWe’ll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoWhy are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoA real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.
minus-squaressɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat’s why I’m a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I’m just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoIts not about asking whether you should, instead of if you can. Maybe also do that, or dont; idk, I wouldn’t mind dinosaurs. Its about compassion for the great beasts and slime molds and gross insects.
minus-squaressɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMost of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
I feel like unless it’s a krill burger, he wouldn’t even be interested.
We’ll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?
For science!
A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.
That’s why I’m a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I’m just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.
Its not about asking whether you should, instead of if you can. Maybe also do that, or dont; idk, I wouldn’t mind dinosaurs. Its about compassion for the great beasts and slime molds and gross insects.
Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.