Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”
Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.
Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car
So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?
Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There’s no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.
Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife
Does your watch get good milage?
Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?
hes just have a itchy trigger finger.
-“What time is it?”
I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
You spend this much money for a watch that can’t even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.
The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry, if that’s what you’re after
This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.
Don’t take the bait.
Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.
Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.
Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.
Sarcastic “cool” works even better.
Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.
Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait
Yeah, bait for them. The point is to make them more mad than you are, that’s how you damage their social reputation.
They can hit you with the “you’re cringe” and then your reputation is damaged
“No U” - reputation saved
Oh, the oldest trick in the book
There’s still the uno reverse picture. So many counters! Exciting!
I don’t know if you’re being serious or not.
You’ve got to follow the pulse of the crowd. “You’re cringe” either sounds like the final blow to a shaky-legged cringe lord, or the last gasp of air from a voice-cracking, 14-year-old tough guy, depending on who the crowd is already inclined to agree with and possibly on whether they know what a floppy drive is.
The bottom line, though, is if you can get the crowd to cheer, then you can get other people to cheer.
This would be my response: “Oh wow! That’s so cool, I didn’t know Casio made watches that expensive!”
Idk man the Godzilla watch in the other comment got hands.
What if they’re 25?
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
You must be good at tryNotToGoToPrison%
Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…
Then OK boomer is even better.
LMFAO
“Interesting, may I see?” And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :“It’s fake” turn around and disengage.
Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.
The 3rd feature really convinced me
Godzila is more likely to keep accurate time.
