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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee
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    15 hours ago

    He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

    Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    I see this as an absolute win

  • tamal3@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Chocobo?

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I quite enjoy these visual riddles.

  • Chiarottide@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    So… Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    TBF, a chicken that big would be absolutely terrifying and an amazing mount to ride into battle if it were trainable and reliably on your side. So it’s really not that bad of an outcome, even if it wasn’t the one intended.

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    You obviously asked to ride a cock during sunset.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      A giant cock.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    At least he didn’t wish for a little head.

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    Chicken jockey

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Screw you

      🤣🤣

  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    Poor genie didn’t realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.

    • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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      The genie did understand, this giant cock was his best friend and prized possession, he’s entrusted it to you now.

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    AI Slop and lame penis jokes.

    • Thoven@lemdro.id
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      Shame this is Lemmy high quality memes and not Lemmy shitpost, quality shitpost.

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      Oh look, it’s the fun police

  • Marty_TF@lemmy.zip
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    cant decide if ai or very passionate saxton hale fanart

  • cooopsspace@infosec.pub
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    The Genie reacted exactly the way Genies do.

    • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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      The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.

  • zerofk@lemm.ee
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    That’s a large … rooster.

  • loomy@lemy.lol
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    cute tho

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