• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    A cat lady, newspaper guy, and billionaire walk into a bar.

    The cat lady orders a bloody mary. The newspaper guy orders a beer. The billionaire orders an underage child.

    The bartender shoots him, everyone cheers.