“Sure, it set us back a few thousand years, but how awesome was it when the lead guitarist impaled Rand Paul, Mike Pence, and Xi Jinping all in one go?”

“Yeah, I guess that was pretty cool. I do miss potable water, though. Anyway, what’s your favorite song?”

“Probably ‘All you need is love, a diversified portfolio, a Judeo-Christian ethic and the means of production.’”

“I found it a little wordy, but it does get its point across.”