Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

    • AskewLord@piefed.social
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      8 days ago

      usually about two blocks from my apartment after walking home drunk. held it in for like 20m but I just lost it at the end man. it was brutal. it was also at like 2am so not like there was anyone around to witness the lump in my pants.

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        8 days ago

        Nature’s way of telling you you’ve had too much. ;^) Waking up covered in my own vomit was nature’s way of telling me. Your way sounds worse but actually probably a lot less dangerous.