Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

    I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      4 days ago

      Someone did that at a supermarket bathroom I was in!

      The guy was yapping away on his phone. I was washing my hands being annoyed. And suddenly, one guy said, “Fuck it!” And just blasted a massive fart shit.

      The guy on the phone went silent. And I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Yup. Bringing normal sounds into the bathroom is just as bad as bringing bathroom sounds into a normal room