• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    So the agreement the ghoul he put in place at the treasury department said was going to be signed soon will not be signed.

    Remember when he said, “24 hours after he’d be president, he’d have peace?”

    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Remember when he said, “24 hours after he’d be president, he’d have peace?”

      That’s part of a desensitization strategy where trumpy makes outlandish claims nobody takes seriously so if he manages to deliver on a single one out of hundreds of such, he’s celebrated as a visionary. So republicans are measured by their successes and Democrats are measured by their failures, no matter how low those rates may be for each.

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    2 months ago

    Counter-proposal:

    Trump, not America, but Donald J Trump gets the entire of post-Soviet Ukraine, including 10th century Kievan Rus lands, on the condition that he settles those lands for 100 years. This is non-negotiable.

    Let’s let greed play itself out

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      2 months ago

      A more realistic counter-proposal: Ukraine will negotiate a trade deal with China, because China is not under Putin’s influence - on the contrary, Putin is heavily dependent on China and under their influence. At this point, they can tell him to stop. He’s very low on reserves.

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        He’s also close to dying apparently. One can only hope from polonium poisoning. For him only the best.

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          I think the “dying soon” bit was Zelensky trying to make him more paranoid. Putin seems to already be fairly paranoid and Zelensky giving predictions about his death will probably have effect on his peace of mind and diet. :)

  • IronJess@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    Fuck this robot, if he was a smart douche he would ask for 15% and give Putin 3-5 of the 15% to back off.