• Sodacom@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I’m going to come out here and say he’s not dead, just effectively dead. Like on life-support and little to no chance of recovery, but I think they’ll hold on to that as an excuse… “He’s going to get better”… Yeah no way bruv

    • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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      12 hours ago

      Yea. He is most likely clinically dead (has no brain activity) and the corpse is being kept “alive” through medical assistance to avoid biological death (no bio activity whatsoever and the body begins to rot).

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      13 hours ago

      most people think he died the moment the news reported him being loaded into ambulance, they probably have him in cold storage right now, and his staff is autopenning all his signature.

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      21 hours ago

      Tbh any lapse in an officials ability to simply show up for their job should be an immediate termination. Realistically we should grant a 2 to 3 day window but not when a single sick day equals fully fired for majority of the population.

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        18 hours ago

        OK…and then Trump’s brownshirts kidnap the Democratic caucus for three days.

        Now they can control both houses of Congress with zero opposition?