• Redfox8@mander.xyz
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    7 days ago

    Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.

    Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!

    Alternate ending; “Boris, is that you?” (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)