I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it’s pretty stupid.

  • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Take 2 aspirins and 750ml of good brandy and mail me $75. And we will both be happy!

    Get well good sir!

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      4 days ago

      Don’t listen to him! You just put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. It is off label but it’ll still work. The cost is only a dime and a lime and… I think another coconut you pay for the lime? Is that how it goes? So you need 20 cents to buy 2 coconuts and trade one for a lime?

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        4 days ago

        Lime and coconut gives you an upset tummy, you silly woman.

        Besides, good whiskey never lets you lose your place. No wait, that’s a whole different song.