erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 15 days agoI hurt myself todaysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1266arrow-down1imageI hurt myself todaysh.itjust.workserusuoyera@sh.itjust.works to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 15 days agomessage-square71fedilinkfile-text
I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it’s pretty stupid.
minus-squareneonchaos@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-214 days agoWhat have I become?
minus-squareThe Velour Fog @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down2·14 days agoMy sweetest friend
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·14 days agoEveryone I know, goes away in the end.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·14 days agoI will let you down
minus-squareegrets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 days ago Spoiler I normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung “I will make you squirt” in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.
minus-squareItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoWhat a ride! That’s what she said.
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know, goes away in the end.
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you…
squirt
Spoiler
I normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung “I will make you squirt” in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.
What a ride! That’s what she said.