Republicans would accuse Jesus of being a communist trans hippie before crucifying him again.

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    Pete is an excellent communicator but the problem isn’t that he is gay, he’s a Mckinsey stooge.

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    honestly, Trump is likely one of the worst and most corrupt humans in history. Like Roman emperor levels of inhumanity and insanity.

    Except accounts of bad Roman emperors are likely exaggerated accounts from their opposition, while Trump’s are well documented.

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    I WAS going to Vote for Him because Ken Paxton has made my life SHIT but NOW that Jesse Waters mentioned it I GUESS I have No Choice but to vote for Ken Paxton! THANK GOD for Rich people Looking Out for my BEST interests!

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      It’s fine, they’re just holding out for the perfect candidate, can’t vote for anyone who has any flaws whatsoever.

      /s OFC

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      But he’s too good of a Christian leaving apples on the Sunday school’s teacher desk!

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        Fun fact — Hillary Clinton frequently consulted with Kissinger.

        To clarify, I’m talking about Henry “Warcrimes” Kissinger. The Secretary of State under Nixon. The one about whom Anthony Bourdain had this to say:

        “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia — the fruits of his genius for statesmanship — and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milosevic,”

        But yes, getting a president with XX chromosomes will fix everything. Just like melanin did when Obama was elected.

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          But yes, getting a president with XX chromosomes will fix everything

          Fuck all the way off with your sexist bullshit. Hillary’s problems had nothing to do with her genitalia and everything to do with her anti-working-class neoliberal policies.

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          To equate D and R is just stupid, anyone with a brain knows that.

          To the other humans: don’t feed the trolls

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            So how is Libya doing after Hillary decided to topple their government to burnish her presidential bona fides?

            Ah, stiill in a bloody civil war. Must be very easy on women and children.

            But yes. The two parties are oh so different.

            On Wednesday, the Senate killed a similar measure by a vote of 47–53 after Senator John Fetterman switched sides to vote with Republicans.

            Here is every Democrat in Congress who voted not to rein in Trump:

            1. Senator John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
            2. Representative Henry Cuellar (Texas)
            3. Representative Greg Landsman (Ohio)
            4. Representative Jared Golden (Maine)
            5. Representative Juan Vargas (California)

            Sorry to bring facts into your sad ad hominem meltdown.

            But, you know, I’m just a troll and not a human being. So I’ll let you “win.” But before I go, I’ll leave you with this image from Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says Donald Trump did not perform sex act on Bill Clinton after viral email:

            Donald Trump and Bill Clinton