Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
You betchya
It’s my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.
My husband? Normal day.
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
Well looks like u got the best option
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.
My couch is the only object on my left
It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
a wall
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
A entire bedroom wall
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Roll of toilet paper.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
Fleshy car wrap :D
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A double width bus chair
Fuck
