I’m a healthy outdoorsy athletic woman, never touched drugs or alcohol or junk food, a lifestyle which is intentional & ESSENTIAL criteria I work hard for.
So WHY the only men who approach me with amorous intentions are unhealthy, cigarette, alcohol, junk food men??
Update: Thank you for your thoughtful responses & the humorous ones too. I upvoted my favorites & laughed at the funnies and you’ve given me plenty to think about & work on.


unhealthy, cigarette, alcohol, junk food men sounds like an unsuccessful clone of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It was very successful and it was called Aqua Teen Hunger Force featuring Carl Brutananadilewski.
TONIGHT!
YOUUUUUU!
HEY! WHATCHU DOIN IN MY POOL AGAIN, FRY MAN?
SVETLANA! BABY?