A favorite on /r/askreddit, or at least it seems that way to me.
I only have one, and it’s not very entertaining.
I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.
Do you have a fear of dogs? Have you not ever had a pet dog? Crotch sniffing is pretty normal for them jizz or not. It’s not even the most embarrassing ’ normal dog ’ thing they do.
Not at all. I love dogs. Not the aggressive kind though.
Yeah but then you know crotch sniffing isn’t aggressive and yet you got so fixated on it as part of the story about the dog and felt the need to talk about jizz (like wtf dude) like that’s what makes a dog aggressive. All that does is tell the dog your gender. So I’m not really convinced you know much about dogs and what is an aggressive dog trait. While it’s Possible a dog might be protective of a female around male, the story you’re running with still sounds like you’re just covering you have a fear of dogs. Which is fine. And I can understand a fear of dogs. But you clearly don’t understand dogs. That’s where you lost me. You should have just stuck with you have a fear of dogs. Even the woman would have understood that. Leave the jizz out of the story next time . That was just fuckin weird and unnecessary. And Maybe just wash yourself more often.
So I take it you have a big dog and like to leave it out of control as well as some shame around healthy sexuality?
Wtf? Having hygiene is somehow offensive and sexually oppressive now? Get a fucking grip dude. Grow the fuck up, rinse off like a normal adult. Dry your tears And calm the fuck down. You’ll live through this somehow ‘nightmare’ lil snowflake.