Basically yes.
Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.
ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet
On a single bottle of wine?
That’s why theyre trembling.
tbf when I was young and single and would go out 4 times a week I was the skiniest I’ve ever been
I was always skinny, no matter my diet or exercise etc. until I turned 30. I’m a bit above normal now, not fat but got some stuff to tug on. Looking back at photos from my crazy party years is scary, almost feels like a miracle that I’m still alive. I was so damn skinny and had almost green skin colour, just sickly looking. That’ll definitely come and bite me in the ass in older days.
Clearly the key to success is how hard-boiled the eggs are.
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This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere
