Bartholomew
Edit: The award for coolest baby name goes to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
adolf probably
While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced “I just made appointments for three people named Unique today”
Elon
Elon
Perhaps not the worst, but I’ve had it with anything that rhymes with Aiden
abcdefg, or whatever musk is naming his children. anna rexxia, ellis dee, crystal methvin, and crystal methany.
i know someone named dallas, pretty much a pornstar name, and austin powers.
Pubert has a lovely ring to it.
Colón
Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.
Moistopher
Braxton
I always think of Braxton Hicks. Lol You named your child after uterine contractions (false labour)?!
X Æ A-12
Clearly you’ve never done ketamine.
sidareal, techno mechanius or slider.
I have never, but I would buy a sex implement with that name. Not to attack musk realtives, but to devalue his brand.
Tobert.
The tears in her eyes… she knows already lol
That’s the look of a child who knows they are facing a lifetime of fixing up shit in the wake of very dumb parents.
Never seen a 1000 yard stare PRE traumatic event. That daughter is special in more ways than one.
Poor kid will be called Qui-Gon in school.
