Stovetop every time babe♡
Can’t be beat ♡
I have an air popper <3
I only just noticed your username. Lmao
Two air poppers, a whirly pop, and a, bags of microwave shit for emergencies
Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s so good.
Yes but we like weird
Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.
Or use the popcorn button. Try it! Sometimes they work!
I knew what that link was before even opening it. 🍿💦💨🪄
I didn’t click it but it’s Technology Connections, right?
I feel like bananas are the same way:
too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown
Did you mean to say “avocadoes”? Got 2 rotting in my fridge right now. :(
I think you’re thinking about avocados
Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.
Then you run for 3-5 seconds after it cools a moment, then let it rest in the microwave for about 20 seconds and it’ll keep popping in the hotbox.
Instructions unclear HOUSE ON FIRE! HALP!
So should 3:38.
I can smell this post and the disappointment.
Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh
I make stovetop popcorn in the microwave.
The real trick is to actually read the god damn directions, which tell you to not let the time go all the way and stop the process once the kernels are popping longer than 1 second apart. If, once it starts popping, 1 full second goes by without a pop, it’s done.
Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn
37 mentioned
If it exists, there’s someone on the internet watching it while eating corn?
