silence7@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encryptedtechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1346arrow-down13
arrow-up1343arrow-down1external-link‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encryptedtechcrunch.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoStoring petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water. Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWait, it stores it? I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhy just pictures? I think another type of device is necessary here.
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Now there’s a business plan