Trump managed to convince me in two sentences that his MRI was on his brain. He really does have a way with words.
Dare you MRI me? 😂
perfect phone call
🤣🤣🤣
He will never admit to what he sees as weakness. He painted himself into a corner there with how he constantly accuses Joe and Hilary of not being forthright about their health issues. He’s such a hypocrite.
His bragging about “passing” these cognitive tests makes me think the doctors have to make them into a game he can “win” or best others at just so he’ll take them. So even they are well aware he’s a stupid narcissist and know how to manipulate him.
My hot take is I bet Leavitt looked ashen that day because he had a heart attack and/or stroke right in front of Putin.
This was a different kind of stroke he had in front of Putin than normal though.
I’m still not convinced Trump isn’t just an elaborate 4chan prank that’s gone way out of hand.
Maga kind of is. Trump himself isn’t.
Trump is their puppet
The qanon saga… some are just nasty and don’t know the difference between comedy because of social pathology
Real talk, in 2016 I knew two assholes who voted for him to punk libs as a joke. So uh, kinda yeah.
I want to live in a world where this is just satire.
Wait, it’s not?
Fuck me…
Pretty sure it’s real. There’s actually tons of transcripts that read just like this, so even if this one isn’t, it’s totally on brand, without the slightest hint of exaggeration.
I think it is verbatim
Jesus Christ…
Nobody knows anymore.
Cooked his brain? It didn’t even look at his brain. Didn’t need to because he aced the tests, which you couldn’t possibly do. His brain is as raw and fresh and smooth as the day he was born. I bet yours is all gross and old and wrinkly looking.
Yeah, those tests are super hard, only a big brain genius like Donald Trump can figure out questions like… *checks notes*… “Where are you and what day is it?”
dint look at his brain, because its not there from all the cocaine and adderall he took, it turned to mush
Couldn’t see his brain because even modern MRI scanners don’t have a high enough resolution
even the 3 tesla ones.
He probably got zero percent and the doctors said he aced them.
I don’t think he listens to what people tell him anyway. I think he just has the whole conversation in his head and then remembers it that way.
He got a “Rock hard brain.”
I hope it’s something serious.
I feel like he would remember if it was the brain just because they click in a cage thing over your head for the duration of the scan. I get an MRI of my brain once a year for my MS and I would never forget getting one. But hey, who knows, he’s going senile. Maybe he forgot. Or maybe he has some kind of disease in a different part of his body that needs an MRI to diagnose.
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Right now, my mum is developing dementia (we’re waiting on tests to help with a definitive diagnosis). Her memory is very bad, and getting worse. She can forget what she said in one sentence by the time she is part way through the next. If it wasn’t terrible it would be amazing - like she fully 100% has no idea what she said and sometimes will even argue that she didn’t say that thing. So I think it’s completely within the realms of possibility that he doesn’t remember.
I also think that he doesn’t care enough about any of this to even register the information as worth remembering in the first place. He’s a shitty cunt regardless of the objective assessment of his mental state.
I believe his dementia is full-on and the traitors around him are propping him up to serve their own ends. He’s being used as a puppet and that’s dangerous for someone who commands so much power.
Or he’s lying because he doesn’t want to admit to having the cognitive issues he clearly has. Or possibly just because he’s so used to lying at this point it’s just automatic.
Ah yes, that’s probably the most likely. Although I could also just see him not being informed what’s going on in his body because they think he’ll just blab it out one day.
Weird I got a brain MRI scan about 4 years ago and there was no cage
Edit: I am in no way defending Trump, just curious about the MRI experience. Trump is a pedo fascist fuck with dementia
I am so jealous. I’ve been getting them for about a decade now and have always had a cage.
There are some newer portable MRIs that kinda look like this

Also not defending chester Cheeto. But I’m curious why they make you do the cage. That thing absolutely terrifies me, and I was so glad they never made me use it when they were scanning my brain because of my chairi malformation. Maybe it’s because it’s my brain stem they’re looking at?
At any rate, I’m so sorry you have to go through that. I can’t imagine. Literal nightmare fuel
I’ve had scans for my brain and neck area and they’ve used a cage always. And the last time they did the neck they did this extra big cage just for that section. It fucking sucks. It’s possible it’s just because I’m in a red state that hasn’t had as much investment in it for medical tech so things are more outdated. Or the people hate me and want me to suffer in that cage. Probably that first one. Or they just need to because they’re scanning the whole brain maybe? I dunno. I just know that I have them put a washcloth over my eyes so I can’t see it because, like you said, nightmare fuel.
Fronto temporal dementia https://youtu.be/9OtO-cypKmY
his is whole brain dementia.
Phenomenal video!
A cognitive test is NOT a pass/fail kind of test.
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