Actually as someone who does sometimes do interviews: acting like an asshole with a big ego will wreck your chances big time.
Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she’s single.
Blow the interviewer
You get the job
So, how many holidays are there and how much are you offering, if I decide I’m interested?
“All professional decisions I make come down to a simple question: what would Marx do”
Turns out you’re interviewing to join a collective.
I’m autistic, trans and chronically ill.
Do you have gluten free food in the cafeteria? I can’t have more than 4 people around me at any given time. Where’s the toilet for non gendered people?
Should just about do it I suppose.
Hahaha right! Wanna blow it just tell them they will have to accomidate your basic needs.
Fart into my cupped hand while making (and not breaking eye contact) and proceed to “throw” it in the interviewers general direction. (Extra points if you can do this with a straight face)
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
“Here’s my card. If you wouldn’t mind signing it and giving it back to me, we just need 30% to get a vote on forming a union.”
Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”
I’ve had 4 interviews since June where I withdrew myself from consideration in the middle of an interview. I didn’t bomb; just decided the company wasn’t for me.
You can always just say “I don’t think this is the right fit, I would like to withdrawal from consideration but thank you for your time.”
Shortest interview was about 4 minutes, not quite 30 seconds, but it would have been about 30 seconds if he showed up on time. When a CTO shows up late, wearing a t-shirt from their home office while I’m interviewing for a 100% on site role, that’s business casual attire; I’m not even wasting my time talking to this dude.
Instructions unclear, dyslexia made me blow the job interviewer.
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i mean it depends what the job is for
Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.
Blow a job. Remove the a. Instant fail and a felony.
Congratulations! You got the job!
can’t rape the willing!
I’m guaranteed failure if I go clam diving though.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
If you’re in the US, you might get extra points for the salute.
At the very least it wouldn’t get you kicked out of an interview at Tesla
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What the fuck?
I think you need to clarify, because it sounds like you’re saying that the only reason that people have a problem with Nazis is PC culture.
and that you’re saying people making a big deal about Nazis is a bad thing, people should either not care about Nazis or return to not doing anything about Nazis even if they cared?
Keep in mind this is in the context of doing a full Nazi salute, which is pretty unambiguous.
Is that really the hill you want to die on?
This is a bot my guy. There are a few on Lemmy. They artificially drum up interaction with emotionally charged responses that don’t say much. You could copy paste their comment to anything.
How do you know its a bot tho? Right-wing extremist do exist irl, you know that right?
You know most people are just regular people who just want to live their lives in peace, right?
Yes, but even in a deep blue city, I’ve personally seen trump signs… lunatics exist.
Claiming all far-right account as “bots” underestimate how dangerous these extremists are.
Of course, that user might be a bot. But not all of them are bots. And that’s what’s scary, the fact that these opinions are actually held by real people.
No. They are bots. Or paid/forced humans.
Can you imagine how humorous this is?
Good to know. Idk why someone would do that on Lemmy, but I guess I’ll have to keep an eye out
“This is a bot my guy”…
Uhgg!! Im sorry… but I can see you saying that in my minds eye. And you are a pitiful loser… arentcha?
Beep berp. Do you have a long 30 guage metal shaft 2" in diameter that is lubricated with WD-30, at the least?
If not not I am self lubricating. When frictions reach 120 degrees I will shut off heating elements.
