The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1931arrow-down114
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up110·3 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-squareparty_planet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
He was an ape
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
What if you could math the monkeys?
Mind. Blown.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.