“too woke” was invented by big sleep to sell more Zzzz…

How to Make a Bong out of Anything

Pets are a sometimes food, because of the fluorine. Got it.

Original scapegoat

No this is basic protection stuff. Big red flag on him for resisting. Advocate for your health and protection when your partner refuses to do so, and you’ll likely live longer than if you hadn’t.

That’s right, boo! Boo this man!